My life as Sex and the City. This is messed up.

I am friggin Carrie Bradshaw. I'm not skinny with perfect wild blond hair, but personality wise, I am so friggin Carrie Bradshaw. I am desperately in love with an emotionally detatched wad of perfection (Big), and my three best friends are a sex fiend (Samantha), a girl who is naive but sweet as hell (Charlotte), and a ball busting career woman (Miranda). My other best friend is adorably gay (Stanford).

I obviously have way too much time on my hands.

Obviously, from this day forth, to maintain anonymity, I will refer to my friends as such. Cuz I'm such a nice person.