This is not a joke...

I'm not kidding- I opened a cafe express store when I was like, a senior in high school. I made up this pink smiley thing that I call "Chewy," and made shirts that say ---

brace yourself.

Fuck Bob.

The original joke wuzzat my brother had adopted the name "bob" while HE was in high school, and because he was all cool and artsy, all of my friends were in love with him.

So much that they'd ditch me to spend time in his "studio."

So I'm all like, Fuck Bob.