Nation's Pornstars Demand to be Fucked Harder!

Big's off looking for a job. It's a long story how his existing job became his non-existing job, but whatever.

He was going to quit soon anyway *sigh*.

So I've been playing around with Photoshop and I think I'm getting pretty good. Dammit. Check dis:



Booyah, bitches!

Anywho, in other news with me, I rented a little cabin in Pigion Forge for the weekend of the third. And I can't fricking wait. Seriously, the only thing getting me through this work week is knowing that I'll soon be in a rocking chair on a quaint cabin porch in the middle of nowhere.

It will be fabulous.

By the way, because I know that inquiring minds are dying to know, this is my brother, his girlfriend and my niece.

The kid looks fake, doesn't she? There's this Bentley Little story called Lethe Dreams about this couple who have this strange rag doll that they keep and care for as though it were a real baby.

Creepy.

There are better pictures in existance, however because I am officially the worst human being ever (being that- I don't think that procreation deserves a medal) I don't have any more.

Not that I really care. (See, there's that worst human ever thing again.)