He said "let's go," I said "hell, no..."

Being the bigger person, extending the hand of friendship. I admire it, I really do.

But you know how I am. I can't be friends with an ex, and especially an ex who tore my heart out and wiped his ass with it.

I'm glad you found your stuff. And I'm glad that you no longer think that I'm trying to turn your family against you.

And I'm glad you're happy. I hope the two of you remain that way for a long time. And having once being where she is now, I can tell you, she will greatly appreciate my turning you down.

As above, so below.

~Me