Not as much of a bitch...
as those people who OWN a freaking gas station, bought winning lottery tickets from their own gas station, and won a bonus 25 g's for being the winning lottery ticket carrying store!
Dammit!
Well, I suppose I have my answer from Big... I have officially been promoted to "Big's Poobie"
I don't know exactly where that is, but I think it's a few notches above where I was. Let me illustrate:

Of course, he swears that we were friends before ... but.. um.. I think I already went into that. And, Richard, I'm sorry I haven't been around much ;)
I'll be good. :)
Well... no I won't... if I was good, then I really wouldn't have anything to talk about.
Since my promotion to "Big's Poobie", I suppose that means attempting to rekindle anything with Aiden is out of the question.. but how to tell him?
Argh.. this sucks.
Hey, go read Strong Bad's E-mail it's fricking hillarious!!!!
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